That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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