Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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