I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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