Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
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