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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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