just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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