Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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