well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
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