No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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