So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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