yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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