He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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