Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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