I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
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the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
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went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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