I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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