I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
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Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
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ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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