She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
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You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Vodka?
Forever.
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There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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