dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
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I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
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No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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