Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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