we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
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The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
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He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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