Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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