Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
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I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Church boner. Awkwardddd
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
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If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
dude. I can hear the air.
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