also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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