I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
