from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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