I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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