Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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