He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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