Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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