My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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