I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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