ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
areolas are like halos for boobs.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
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