I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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