I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
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Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
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I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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