dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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