I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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