Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
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grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
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I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize