We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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