some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
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A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
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You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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