pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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