Dual....:-)
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
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