I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
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oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
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And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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