so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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