hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
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His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
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Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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