i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
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July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
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YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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