I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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