Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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