real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
NoShamevember. You game?
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
We don't watch enough power rangers
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Terrible idea I love it
Randomize
