I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
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i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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