Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
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Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
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The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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