Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
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there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
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So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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