And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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