you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
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So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
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all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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