You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
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he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
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My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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