Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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